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    README.md

    gitcat

    A parody repository. Nothing here compiles, except the one part that actually matters: fees route to whichever account happens to be on file.

    The feature, documented properly

    Some launchpads need an account to hang a token's fee split on. Most projects point that at a wallet they control. Some inherit a slot that was never reassigned, still sitting unclaimed. gitcat is what that slot looks like from the outside: an org, a repo, a README, and an avatar that changed without anyone asking.

    Why a cat

    The avatar swap predates this README. By the time anyone went looking for who approved it, the commit had already been folded into a merge titled "cleanup." The cat was already there.

    Is this real

    No. This is a themed parody interface: a file tree, a commit feed, a fee counter. None of it reads a real account anywhere, and it is not affiliated with any code-hosting platform, living or deceased.

    Support

    Open an issue. It gets closed, not fixed. See below.

    Releases 4 tags
    • v0.4.1 narrowed the search radius Latest
      2 days ago
      • fee-router.js: failure mode changed from loud to quiet
      • useNineLives.js: retry count unchanged, nine lives, zero fixes
      • docs: removed the paragraph a lawyer asked about
    • v0.4.0 the quiet rename
      6 days ago
      • org display name changed, no pull request, no announcement
      • added: one cat
      • removed: the old avatar, no backup kept
    • v0.3.2 the fork that showed up anyway
      9 days ago
      • FUNDING.yml added, left empty on purpose
      • fixed one typo, introduced two more
    • v0.1.0 first tag, mostly hope
      20 days ago
      • initial commit
      • LICENSE added, contents unread by whoever added it
    Issues 6 closed · 0 open

    • A launchpad needed an account to hang a fee split on. This one was sitting there, unclaimed.

    • No. Closed as not planned, on purpose.

    • Unclear. The account predates every commit currently in this repo.

    • You would have to prove it was yours first. No claim filed yet.

    • To the wallet on file. Check fee-router.js, last touched two hours ago.

    • The cat has push access and has never used it. Make of that what you will.

    Contributors 6
    • H hubcat-bot 412 commits Opens its own pull requests. Approves them too.
    • S stray-cat 289 commits Unclear if this is a person or the actual cat.
    • C ci[bot] 1,204 commits Technically the top contributor. Never asked for review.
    • U unknown-committer 97 commits Email on file bounces. Access on file does not.
    • R root 3 commits Should not have push rights. Has them anyway.
    • O the-original-owner 0 commits · joined 1 year ago Away since. Avatar's still technically theirs.
    Insights how this account got found
    • 1 year ago Account created. Two commits, then nothing.
    • 9 days ago A launchpad went looking for an account to route a new token's fees through. It found this one sitting idle.
    • 6 days ago Org avatar replaced. No pull request, no review, just a new file in assets/.
    • 3 days ago Cat.jsx merged straight to main. Commit message: "replaced the mascot with a stray cat, unauthorized."
    • 2 hours ago fee-router.js patched again. Recipient wallet unchanged.
    • just now You are looking at it. The fees are still routing here while you read this.
    Creator fees routed $0.00 wrong account, same energy